| League Standings | ||||||||
| Rank | Team | GP | Record | OTL | Pts | GF | GA | +/- |
| 1 | Testosterone W.E. | 9 | 8-1-0 (W5) | 0 | 16 | 36 | 22 | 14 |
| 2 | Goats | 9 | 6-3-0 (W1) | 0 | 12 | 38 | 31 | 7 |
| tie* | Jokers | 9 | 5-3-1 (L2) | 1 | 12 | 44 | 25 | 19 |
| 4 | Kings | 9 | 5-3-1 (W3) | 0 | 11 | 31 | 25 | 6 |
| 5 | Blackhawks | 9 | 4-5-0 (W2) | 0 | 8 | 29 | 30 | -1 |
| 6 | Zzyzx | 9 | 3-5-1 (L2) | 0 | 7 | 24 | 34 | -10 |
| 7 | Ogres | 9 | 2-6-1 (L3) | 0 | 5 | 24 | 29 | -5 |
| 8 | Hooligan Stew | 9 | 1-8-0 (L5) | 0 | 2 | 19 | 49 | -30 |
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