Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	G	A	Hat	PMkr	GP
6/18/2005 (L at Morons)	0	0	0			1
6/26/2005 (L at No Maam)	1	0	1			1
7/9/2005 (W at Predators)	0	0	0			1
7/10/2005 (W at Warpigs)	0	0	0			1
7/16/2005 (W at Blackhawks)	0	0	0			1
7/22/2005 (W at Maple Leafs)	1	1	0			1
7/29/2005 (W vs Evil Monkeys)	5	0	5		PMkr	1
8/7/2005 (W vs Morons)	0	0	0			1
8/13/2005 (W at We Don't Care)	0	0	0			1
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	7	1	6	0	1	9

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Sv%	Min	Shots	Saves	Result	SO	GP
Sorry, no games played as Goalie