Stats as a Player
Game	GP	Pts	A	G	Pen	PIM	Hat	PMkr
7/6/2009 (W at The Drillers)	1	0	0	0	0	0
7/13/2009 (L vs Turd Furguson)	1	0	0	0	0	0
7/19/2009 (W vs Sentinels)	1	0	0	0	0	0
7/20/2009 (W vs Mon Valley Gentleman)	1	0	0	0	0	0
7/21/2009 (W vs Turd Furguson)	1	0	0	0	0	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GA	GP	A	Min	Pen	PIM	Result	SO	GAA
Sorry, no games played as Goalie