Stats as a Player
Game	GP	Pts	A	G	Pen	PIM	Hat	PMkr
4/22/2009 (W vs The Oglethorpes)	1	0	0	0	0	0
5/3/2009 (L vs Turd Ferguson)	1	0	0	0	0	0
5/6/2009 (L at Team Ramrod)	1	0	0	0	0	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GA	GP	A	Min	Pen	PIM	Result	SO	GAA
Sorry, no games played as Goalie